Congratulations, Seven!

[anarky]

Based on yesterday's California Supreme Court decision, I'm assuming you're going to be getting married soon.

I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say we wish you the best of luck. Let us know where you're registered, and we'll get you a chafing dish.

[Seven]

Oh yes, I can't wait to get married Is it sad that I really don't give a fuck about this? I got a great email from a friend of mine yesterday, knows how I feel about the whole "gay" thang...Title: California's New State Flower...picture following is a beautiful array of pansies

I guess it's cool for those who want it, but marriage is really a religious endeavor and since religion does not condone girls fisting girls and guys fucking guys with alot of lube, it's their prerogative. (anyone ever realize how fucked up that spelling is for prerogative?) I know the meaning of "pre" but what's a "rogative"? The only good thing I see from it is tax breaks for married couples and health and medical rights to spouses. I think marriage is retarded anyway, an old tradition that doesn't fit the 21st century lifestyle any longer.

BTW, I'm registered at "The Mine Shaft", Lezbos-a-Go-Go" and "Target" I could use a big rainbow banner to hang in Astrometrics

[Sleazer]

Kit Fisto is grinning even more Mightily today.

[BumCake]

Oh yes, I can't wait to get married Is it sad that I really don't give a fuck about this?

Does our upcoming wedding not mean anything to you, Becky? I have spent hours and hours with the florist trying to decide which kinds of plant life would complement my dress and you don't even appreciate it. I was at the tailor for 6 hours yesterday getting my dress fitted. I try so hard to look good for you, and you don't even notice. And I am busting my ass off planning this wedding of ours. Sometimes, I just don't know about you.

...Just kidding! Me and "Seven" are most indeed not getting married to eachother. We prefer to keep our relationship where it is, in the blissful romance stage. Where every night, we avoid physical contact like the plague and communicate with eachother in a series of beeps and clicking noises, and the occasional smoke signal. Sometimes, we unwittingly find ourselves in the same room as one another, at which time, I avert my gaze and scurry away.

But marriage is definitely not for me either. I am strongly against the merging of assets. What's mine is mine.

I know I'm only 22 and I don't have very many assets, but I would still be worried that someone might try to take away the stuff that I do have, like my hundred and something pairs of shoes or my seaquined blouses or that little statue I have of the cat dressed up like a waitress with huge boobs.

Could you picture me getting married? Major ew.

But like, say Clive Owen's limo broke down in front of my house on a cold and rainy night and he shows up at my door soaking wet and asking if he could use my telephone because his cell phone is broken. And yadda yadda yadda I fellate him at a gas station and he becomes obsessed with me and asks me to marry him. THEN, I would get married.

But even if I did get married to Clive Owen, I would have him sign a pre-nup. Because I would be terrified that he would try to take away my shoes.

I'm sure he would laugh and be like, "BumCake, I am not going to take your shoes."

Then I would be like, "Just sign it, buck-o."

[Seven]

I'm only marrying you because I want your colored fox bras!

[Double_G]

I agree with BumCake in that the merging of assets in marriage is bullshit. Case in point: Michael Jordan's divorce. His wife got a $168 million dollar settlement. I know it's Michael Jordan and that's probably chump change for him, but $168 million? You'd think she was the one who performed slam dunks from the free throw line.

[vynsane]

or john cleese's third wife getting $150,000 per MONTH!

but then again, as a struggling family man, i feel very little for rich people who have to give a little of their money away to someone else. the only thing i wonder is why they just can't give it to me?

[anarky]

Or that gold-digging Heather Mills bitch getting anything.

This thread was a joke, since it seems like the news is reporting this is the grand, short-term goal of anyone who prefers the same gender as themselves.

[jjreason]

I would think your guys Income-sharing tax laws would be reason enough. If we had that up here, our return would have likely been in the $15.000 range this year.

[Slicker]

Or that gold-digging Heather Mills bitch getting anything.

That's the first thing that came to mind was that legless cunt.

But then again you've gotta blame Paul too for not wanting a pre-nup...