What the fuck, Jerry Lewis?

[Negative Boy]

First, some facts. The Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon was started in or around the early 50's. It has been televised annually since 1966. OVER FORTY YEARS. In 2008 they received a record breaking $65 million in pledges and have raised $1.46 BILLION since its inception. So my question is why the fuck haven't they cured the fucking disease already? I think that all that fucking frog worship has gone to that douchecocks head and he's been hoarding all the cash. Or buying french stuff with it and sharing it with all his non-bathing dickhead french buddies. He doesn't even give any to his "dear friend" Ed McMahon, a hard working irish catholic lad. We're on to you, Jerry. You bastard. There's no excuse why you shouldn't have rid the world of muscular dystrophy yet. You, sir, are a fuckwad.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Thank you, Chris Rock from 1999.

[Negative Boy]

I'm incensed that you think I would watch the comedic stylings of a skinny Oprah with a penis. Shame on you boy. If I weren't 3000 miles away, I'd come slap the dick out of your mouth.