God damn you, Elmo

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God damn you, Elmo

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My wife saw a preview of the new fucking Elmo live last night. She asked me to get up extra early and try to get one. $60 for that fucking thing, and I'm sure it won't have a volume switch, because no annoying Elmo toy has one.
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Ha Ha! He he! Elmo loves you. And your money, too! Elmo is going to put your money in the bank right next to Rogue II's. Elmo also doensn't think that $60 buys you a volume control. We're going to be good friends.
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I'll love you if you'll gargle a mouthful of my semen to the tune of "Mr Bojangles."
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Careful man. He's probably perverted enough to do it. The interactive Elmo my kids have asks, "Do balls have hair?" Then says, "No, but people do."
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Re: God damn you, Elmo

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thank GOD vynsane jr. hates talking toys. she finds them unnatural. she loves elmo and sesame street, but can't abide by the talking walking giggling toys. she looks sideways at them, then goes back to puzzles.
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