what they're not telling you about "bird flu"

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what they're not telling you about "bird flu"

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first of all, wasn't it "avian flu" last year??? what the hell happened. too many people were like "people are getting this bad flu from bottled water??? good thing i don't drink evian."

anyway... what they're not telling you is that the people that die of bird flu...

















<font size="1">are coming back to life and feasting on the living!!!</font id="size1">
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Is this "feasting" as in oral sex?
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HOLY FUCK that is some scary shit man, even worse that SARS.....

Do they grow feathers or beaks or any of that crazy shit, or do they just start eating brains????

that is too weird, I think I just heard on the news that Romania had found infected birds, makes pretty good sense now that we know the truth, thanks vyn!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anarky</i>
<br />Is this "feasting" as in oral sex?
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well, if tearing the genitals off (or out of) the victims and then eating them can be considered oral sex, then YES!
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">SSSSSSSSSsssssss....... EX sssssssss ellent... the PERFECT excuse to have that idiotic cretin Raptor shot..... I would have done it ssssssooner but Dessstro has a ssssoft ssspot in his heart for the FOOL... ssssssssssssss maybe Dessstro has already been "feassssted upon" by him.... I shall have to quarantine the shiny headed sssscoundrel for such disssssgusting behaviour... and perhapssss dock his pay as well... sssssssssss



Sssssuch deliciousss irony, geting rid of 2 birds with one bird flu....

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mabudon</i>
<br />HOLY FUCK that is some scary shit man, even worse that SARS.....

Do they grow feathers or beaks or any of that crazy shit, or do they just start eating brains????

that is too weird, I think I just heard on the news that Romania had found infected birds, makes pretty good sense now that we know the truth, thanks vyn!
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yeah... what the fuck ever happened to SARS, also...

i swear, though... this is the disease that's going to bring about Z-DAY...
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<b><font face="Book Antiqua"><font size="4"><font color="orange">Me Grimlock have to warn Swoop. Me Grimlock like Swoop, no want him to be sick.</font id="orange"></font id="size4"></font id="Book Antiqua"></b>
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grimlock why do you talk like that lol lol lol?
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