"that's so embarrassing" moments

[Zaphod]

for me, it came in college. one night i got really drunk and getting drunk off cheap beer makes me wake up with the shits. this night in question, i woke up with shits but i was too tired, and didn't want to bug the almost-midget phillipina girl i'd shacked up at the party earlier. i thought all was well and went back to sleep. it wasn't until i heard a piercing scream at around 7 in the morning that i realized i'd shit myself. you've not felt stupid until a girl not only wakes up and doesn't remember fucking you, but is in a pile of your diarrea.

[Zero]

THIS STORY IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION, AS EVIDENCED BY ENTIRELY TOO MUCH DETAIL BEING PUT INTO THE ETHNICITY AND SIZE OF THE FEMALE THEREIN.




I CALL SHENANIGANS.




I DO NOT, HOWEVER, DOUBT THE VERACITY OF THE SHITTING OF ONESELF IN BED.
THAT I'M SURE YOU DO ON A REGULAR BASIS.

[jjreason]

And isn't it "Filipina" even though she's from the Philippines?

[Rollo Tomassi]

Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.

Y'know. SenorJabba's age.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.

Y'know. SenorJabba's age.

Add five there, scooter.

[anarky]

Uh oh. If you name drop Scooter, then he's going to be around soon, and he's the boringest Muppet of all.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.

Y'know. SenorJabba's age.

Add five there, scooter.

Uh-huh. Sure. Listen up pipsqueak, when you hit 30, you come back and read this topic and then you'll understand that 14 and 19 are the same thing.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.

Y'know. SenorJabba's age.

Add five there, scooter.

Uh-huh. Sure. Listen up pipsqueak, when you hit 30, you come back and read this topic and then you'll understand that 14 and 19 are the same thing.

I'll put it on my calendar for December 2019.

[unlimitedpudding]

for me, it came in college. one night i got really drunk and getting drunk off cheap beer makes me wake up with the shits. this night in question, i woke up with shits but i was too tired, and didn't want to bug the almost-midget phillipina girl i'd shacked up at the party earlier. i thought all was well and went back to sleep. it wasn't until i heard a piercing scream at around 7 in the morning that i realized i'd shit myself. you've not felt stupid until a girl not only wakes up and doesn't remember fucking you, but is in a pile of your diarrea.

Dude, I bet you spent over $20 on paper towels that month.

[Zaphod]

i did indeed. but i got my paper towels, which is more than that shmuck jabbajohnl can say about his stupid red figure. did your boyfriend ever send it?

[Antropov]

Dude, I bet you spent over $20 on paper towels that month.

Vince agrees with you.