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...except that The Jacket had Kristofferson, time travel, and Keira Knightley's nipply bits. It wins.
I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
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I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
And I've never even seen it!
Kris Kristofferson in a movie version of the goofy-ass CW McCall classic? And a total fucking cheesecake painted movie poster? Fuck me gently with a splintered broomhandle! This movie would be the coolest ever made...
...except that The Jacket had Kristofferson, time travel, and Keira Knightley's nipply bits. It wins.
...except that The Jacket had Kristofferson, time travel, and Keira Knightley's nipply bits. It wins.
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Re: I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
Part 1. Wow. This is so fucking cheesy, you could pour it on your nachos. And fucking awesome.
"Didn't you hear me? She doesn't have any pants on."
"Didn't you hear me? She doesn't have any pants on."
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Re: I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
Funny. I read the title of this thread and thought, "I bet this involves Kris Kristofferson". Does that mean I've been spending too much time here?
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Re: I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
How can any grown man live with himself after saying they have never seen Convoy?
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Re: I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
No shit. Although I haven't seen the movie since I was a wee-little boy. My brother and I used to watch it all the time. The music is the fucking shit!Jargo wrote:How can any grown man live with himself after saying they have never seen Convoy?
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
Re: I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
fuck you for making me watch the entire fucking film
MAN that is a piece of utter shit
MAN that is a piece of utter shit
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
Re: I declare this the second coolest movie ever made!
it's too cold to go outside and do anything so last night I watched the fucking piece of shit AGAINS
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!