Y'know what worries me, guys?

[Ben Reilly]

I'm not a racist. Not at all. But I don't like the idea of a black man as president. Forget how liberal commie pinko Barack HUSSEIN Osama is. He's black. What if there's only a billion left in the coffers, and the choices are to cure cancer or bail out a struggling KFC? That motherfucker is going to give billions to Colonel Sanders! I don't even like chicken! God damn black guys, they should be working for tips at the car wash and not running the country!

But, like I said, I'm not racist. I just don't think a black guy can do the job. And it doesn't help that he's a commie and is going to sell us to his friends the Iranians for enough change to buy a grape soda.

[unlimitedpudding]

If you can't say anything nice about someone, you must be talking about Hilary Clinton. Or was it Rob Liefeld? Maybe it was Billy Mays. No. I'm sure it was Hilary Clinton.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Thank you, Larry the Cable Guy.

[unlimitedpudding]

Thank you, Senor JabbaJohnL's mom for a good time last night.

[The Grin]

Steal from whatever comedian you want but leave the mother loving to me.

[Ben Reilly]

I fucked Senor JabbaJohnL's mom last night, too. She may be politically conservative, but she is pretty liberal with her goody box.