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Post by jjreason »

Jesus.... that's annoying. Eat shit, Daddy.
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Post by emperordaddypants »

YOU ARE DOOMED JJREASON
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

God, he did it in every fucking forum, too. It's like an annoying little yip dog stepped in shit and trotted through the entire house. What an asshole.
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Post by emperordaddypants »

YOU ARE DOOMED ETERNAL PADAWAN!!! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF EMPEROR DADDY PANTS!!!
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Post by emperordaddypants »

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Post by kidhuman »

I think you are a fucking tard
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Post by Slimmie »

I am pretty sure he <i>is</i> a fucking tard.
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Post by anarky »

emperordaddypants, you are my new hero. I want to bash your fucking head in, because you make the most incredible posts ever!
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I don't feel like being imaginitive right now so I'll just say that you suck...alot.
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Post by homeless man »

Mutha Fucka, dont you know I am homeless and black? How can you be more doomed that that bitch?
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Post by Antropov »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homeless man</i>
<br />Mutha Fucka, dont you know I am homeless and black? How can you be more doomed that that bitch?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">You could be homeless, black, and a White Stripes fan.
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Post by Slicker »

Or you could be about to have twins in a couple of months. Nothing says DOOMED! like 2 muffins in the oven.
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Post by Antropov »

Which proves that who's gettin' some?

<font size="5">mm_ This Guy _mm</font id="size5">
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Post by kidhuman »

Not after she sqeezes two elephants through the eye of a needle. You wont get shit.
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