Every time I think I've read the most disgusting news story possible, someone finds a way to top it. I really don't think I will ever read a news story as disturbing and sick as this one. Honestly. If there's a way to top this, it would cause the universe to implode. I think this right here may have already cracked the time-space continuum and we just don't know it yet.
Read this and weep at the state of human depravity:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110301/ap_ ... l0aWVzbQ--
Jesus fucking Christ... just Jesus fucking Christ
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Re: Jesus fucking Christ... just Jesus fucking Christ
Obviously words cannot describe how disgusting this asshole is, but how fucking stupid were these morons who went along with this shit?
Seriously.
I can't think of any situation where anyone could ever convince me to do anything like this.
Jesus Christ himself could appear before me, tell me it needs to be done, hand me a bottomless bag of cash and promise me a forever hot Natalie Portman as my personal plaything for the rest of my life and I'd punch him in the cock and tell him to fuck off.
Seriously.
I can't think of any situation where anyone could ever convince me to do anything like this.
Jesus Christ himself could appear before me, tell me it needs to be done, hand me a bottomless bag of cash and promise me a forever hot Natalie Portman as my personal plaything for the rest of my life and I'd punch him in the cock and tell him to fuck off.
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Re: Jesus fucking Christ... just Jesus fucking Christ
Thankfully the guy was caught and is going into a prison system that works.
And by 'Prison System' I mean the one inside. Where child molestors get pummeled, cornholed, and choke to death on a big black cock.
And by 'Prison System' I mean the one inside. Where child molestors get pummeled, cornholed, and choke to death on a big black cock.
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