okay, fellas, i need some straight answers

[Zaphod]

how many quarters can fit in a vagina before a girl gets nickel poisoning? and what are the symptoms of nickel poisoning? i think my stepsister is lying to me.

[Slicker]

How can she get nickel poisoning from quarters? God you're fucking stupid.

[Negative Boy]

Depends on the vagina. I got $17 in quarters into Julia Roberts. But I only got $11.25 into Reese Witherspoon.

And I had $32 in Halle Berry, but I ran out of quarters and went down to the lobby to get some more, but by the time I got back, she had left. And she kept the $32 that fucking bitch. Probably because I made her jump rope while the change was in her. I liked hearing her jingle.

[Zaphod]

Quarters are made out of an alloy (a mixture of metals) of 91.67 percent copper and 8.33 percent nickel

obviously copper poisoning will not be an issue. too much copper would make you like the copper kid from silverhawks. too much nickel might turn you into snigtad flornbi.