25-word-or-less FanFics. Entertain me, Bitches.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:27 pm

Now, please.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:03 pm

Rockin' Deuce. Hell yeah!
Always prepared to rock, dude.
King of the party.

Rockin' Deuce, the hero.
Saved many lives of Rebels
Then says "Take care, sir"

Is 27 words close enough? Tried to make it a haiku to make up for the extra words.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:24 pm

The Naboo holy man lost his license a week before when he wed a Gungan to a dishwasher. Anakin and Padme were never legally married.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:03 pm

Firefly never got cancelled and is currently going strong in season 11. Imagine your own big damn adventures with the scantily-clad female cast members.

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:59 am

Optimus Prime tea bagged the Chinese ambassador to New Zealand to get the secret macguffin computer codes in order to save bacon.

All bacon.

Everywhere.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:51 am

The GI Joe team decided to bring in the Wonder Twins to help capture Tomax and Xamot. The plan was executed. Gleek was the hero.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:41 pm

Vader ignited his saber and strode down the ominously dark hallway. It was now or never he decided, the Emperor's time had come.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:51 pm

Orbsah Stealth Ninja stared into the oncoming tsunami wave. "Oh, you tly to dishonol me, tsunami-san?" The wave washed him to Jamaica.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:21 pm

Jamaica Bob finds Orbsah Stealth Ninja on the beach. They listen to some Leggae, smoke some brunt, and discuss bad accents.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:21 pm

The face-piece locked into place. Small muscles worked at forming a grimace, but horrible scarring and the mask itself prevented any expression. Fitting for a Von Doom, he thought.

(Yeah I know it's 29, but I'm the only douche dumb enough to actually try so far so go fuck your hat.)

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:29 pm

The face-piece locked into place. Small muscles worked at spinning his eyes, but horrible scarring and the mask itself prevented any other expression. Fitting for a Douche, he thought.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:45 pm

That's actually really good!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:11 am

The cod-piece locked into place. Small muscles worked at removing his grin, but his big black cock prevented any other expression. Fitting for a father fucker.

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:38 am

MJ's fingers gently brushed over Gwen's nipples and she sighed as the blonde's tongue flicked over her moist bud.
"Don't ever tell Peter." she moaned.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:46 pm

No need to go any further as I am entertained at this point.

However, any further filthy contributions would be lovely.

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