To Rosie O'Donnell: Did you lie about your crush on Tom Cruise for all those years so you didn't lose your mid-west audience?
To Pat Sajak: Does Vanna White's snatch taste like alphabet soup?
To any judge on the American Idol (or any other tv talent show) panel: Would you say the same mean things you say to those 17 year old kids to a young gangsta rapper from Def Jam Records?
Questions that will never be asked in an interview
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Re: Questions that will never be asked in an interview
The answers.
1. What midwest audience?
2. How would he know? Pat Sajak is gayer than Tom Cruise.
3. Cowell would. It's not been proven, but that dude has killed by his own hand or ordered killed at least 83 people. And at least one on every continent.
1. What midwest audience?
2. How would he know? Pat Sajak is gayer than Tom Cruise.
3. Cowell would. It's not been proven, but that dude has killed by his own hand or ordered killed at least 83 people. And at least one on every continent.
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