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I got a laugh out of <font color="orange">GRIMLOCK</font id="orange"> talking about his mother's "mecho teeth". That's one of them dumb things that'll make me laugh at inopprotune times throughout the day, like when I.m giving my presentation on Teddy Roosevelt's reforms this afternoon or something.
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Todays is from Sl1cker1138:


<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by sl1cker1138</i>
<br />That reminds me of when Slimmie used to tease my ball bag with his moustache. God I love the navy......I think I am going to drink my Commanding Officers liquid kids now. BBL all.
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Today's Quote of the Day comes courtesy of Mabs on <font color="red">the other site</font id="red">.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mabudon</i>
I actually have a working script of Burgertime, no joke [beard]<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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but it's TRUE man, damn, next time we get together I'll show it to y'all!!
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That will be worth the trip alone!
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<font size="4"><b><font color="yellow">QUOATE OF THE DAY: ALL HELL DOOSHE!!!!</font id="yellow"></b></font id="size4">
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Dell Rusk</i>
<br />then he is your grandady. ha ha ha BURN i got you good bich!!!!!!
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Life failed Dell
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How 'bout THOLW's "Dell, I smell salad on your breath". Holy fuck, I can't even breathe right now.......
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Emperor Jargo nearly made spit my pop on my computer with this great one about his shower fart at <font color="red">the other site</font id="red">.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Emperor Jargo</i>
<br />I also laughed because my bathroom backs onto the bathroom next door where mother and child were doing whatever mother and child do. and after I let rip it all went silent next door for a minute. Like they were awed by the sound. It was kinda like they let the echo subside before they carried on. nice of them to appreciate it.
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I nearly wet my trousers when I read that.
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I thought reading mrjabbas blg would be funny- this one is a couple weeks old but I LOVE it fomr some reason
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was only nominated for ONE Oscar. Fuckin' makeup. Did those Academy douchebags not fuckin' see General Goddamn Grievous? There has never been more perfect CGI. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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Today's Quote of the Day comes from our very own CaptainSolo.<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">man, i had the coolest dream this morning...
nick and i were being held in some german war camp (but the "german" guy was the newer 7up guy) and nick had this knowing smile the whole time because he knew that being in the navy meant a rescue was coming. so were on the front porch being interrogated by mr. 7up when a JU-87 (the german WWII plane with the whistle on the front) comes SCREAMIN down the street on fire followed by an american bi-plane thats in the process of shooting it down....
this creates a distraction, and as all the germans run to attack, theyre met by three ATATs coming down the street....led by Robert DeNiro on foot! needless to say, slick and i were rescued<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">It's just kinda weird until Robert DeNiro shows up!
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That was obviously a dream seeing as it was the <b>JU-87 </b>that had the siren on the front.


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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slicker</i>
<br />That was obviously a dream seeing as it was the <b>JU-87 </b>that had the siren on the front.


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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Yeah, I realized I put the wrong number after I was about done typing the first portion of it. I didn't feel like going back and correcting it. Fucktard.

Thanks for the nod, Rocket. That had to be the coolest dream I've ever had.
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