My crazy fucking X-Men dream

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:05 am

Last night I had a few weird dreams, but one of them was an adventure of the X-Men.

Kitty was found injured on the premises of the mansion and rushed into sick bay. All the X-Men gathered 'round, and Xavier said that Rogue would have to absorb some of Kitty's memories to find out what had happened.

So Rogue took off her glove and touched Kitty on the forehead for a moment. She then did a double take, looked at Colossus, and mouthed, "Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum."

She excused herself and left the room, stopping beside Colossus long enough to say, "Fifteen inches? That's impressive!"

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:18 am

You're a sick fucker man.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:42 pm

So wait, Kitty was in sick bay because she got poled by Peter? Or Rogue inadvertantly got those memories from her? And then Rogue left to presumably masturbate, thinking about Petey's big steel dong?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:28 pm

That's exactly how I interpreted it EP.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:11 pm

I think the latter. Keep in mind that since Rogue and Colossus were supposedly an item in the several years following the horrifying "Rise of Onslaught and Nicieza" garbage, this makes little to no sense.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:12 pm

x-men is a kewl movie but who are colosus and kitty? i know rogue but shouldnt wolvarine have been in the dream too lol?

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:38 pm

Was this an animated X-Men dream, or a live action one?

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