Jango Fett had some serious woman issues

[anarky]

Think about it. In AOTC, what's the first thing we see him do? He kills Zam Wessel.

Now, Zam ain't the most gorgeous woman in the galaxy, but she's no slouch. He uses her to try to kill another woman who is a serious contender for the Most Gorgeous Woman title (while she's in her nightie, no less), and when Zam blows it, he poisons her.

We then find out the guy wants a son more than anything, but he <b>clones himself</b> to get one! Apparently he has something against the traditional way to make a son.

In ROTS (<b>pure speculation based on the fact that the toy packaging gives away the planet they're both on, and the assumption Ani doesn't do all the killing himself)</b>, clones of Jango gun down both Barriss and Aayla. Seriously. Come on. What major neural function is completely fucked up if you're capable of that? These are the two hottest babes in the Jedi Order, no questions asked. (Seriously. Look for yourself. George didn't exactly populate the Temple with babes. Who would be third? Hi-Yaah Girl? Anorexic Adi or her tubby sister, Stass? Gimme a damn break!)

Anakin appreciates hot women. He broke the rules to kick it with Padme. If he went to Fellucia personally, he'd probably break Palpatine's rules. "You don't know the power of the Dark Side. I must obey my master, but he's a wrinkled old fart. I'm missing most of his human partsbut you two are hot green women. Nice wedgie there, Barriss. To hell with it. Go sign autographs for perverted fanboys at conventions or something." [vader]

[jjreason]

Interesting theory, Chux. I'm just pleased that there are NO FETT FIGURES so far - and with any luck that means we've seen the end of Fett until the next viewing of ESB. AOTC was waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over the top for Fettiness as far as I'm concerned. He was better off left as the nasty silent type.

[captain funtime]

You have women issues.