INTRODUCTIONARY STATEMENT

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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INTRODUCTIONARY STATEMENT

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ZERO ARRIVES : EMOTION: ENJOYMENT.

INQUIRY: LOCATION: FEMALE: SUBCLASS: COED: SUBCLASS: NUBILE?

OBSERVATION: COLLIQUIALISM : SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT: TIMEFRAME : IMMEDIACY!


OBSERVATION: USERNAME DESIGNATE: DELL RUSK: QUOTATION: DOUCHBAG: QUOTATION : SECONDARY OBSERVATION: ILLITERACY ABUNDANT.

AUTOSPELL CORRECTION SUBROUTINE DISENGAGED.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Post by vynsane »

awesome. too bad the "corn" section is missing...
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Greetings, citizen. My, this is quite the day for new members of our... humble little forum. While I agree with you that Dell Rusk is quite the villain (and I must assure you that Robin and I are... keeping an... eye on the Gotham National Bank), might I suggest reactivating your... automatic spelling subroutine. Though Rusk would be certain to identify it, having questionable skills himself, the other forum citizens will likely not recognize the word "douchebag" without the 'e.'
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OBSERVATION: EMOTION: GRATITUDE.

ERROR. ERROR. DETECTION SUBROUTINE INITITATED.

DETECTING: EMOTION: SARCASM


REJECT INITIAL RESPONSE.

OBSERVATION: COLLIQUIALISM : AUTOFORNICATION ALONE.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Post by John Madden »

Welcome to the forums, feel free to post because thats what you do at forums, post!!!. And not the route.
He got hit by a truck out there
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