Sex in the City
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Sex in the City
As if you don't watch it. It's super.
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Well, when I had HBO, my girlfrined watched it, and I would sort of "watch" it with her. My favorite scenes were in the diner when they are all sitting at the table. Great Dialogue! or whenever that fine piece of ass Kristin Davis was kindly enough to show skin. Good god! She is hot. She is UBER hot. SJP is fugly, but Kristin is hot hot hottie on a stick. It's too bad Kim Catrall always draws the nudie straw, because I think a solo series about Kristin Davis, rubbing baby oil all over her naked body would get as high ratings as Sex does. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Anyway, I have since bought all the seasons on DVD ( again, for my girlfriend).
Anyway, I have since bought all the seasons on DVD ( again, for my girlfriend).
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To recap: Only two of us are manly enough to admit we watch Sex. The rest of ya are just posers. And Kristen Davis is hot. When I become emperor of the Universe, Davis will be my housekeeper and wear only high heels and an apron. occasionally, as she dusts the dining hutch, I will bend her over and give her what for...
GadDAMN them be some ugly white women! Dat one with the beak make me want to throw up all de pancakes I et fo' breakfast!! I sho' wouldn' let her handle my sausage, thats fo damn sho!! I might let dat skinny redheaded bitch suck mah dick, and I be down with given dat old bitch a butt stuffing!! De only one I'd give a second helping to would be de pretty one with de brown hair. She'd look mighty fine on da tip o' my dick dats fo damn sure!!!
Too bad I ain't got de cable! I ain't never seen dat show, nosah!!
Too bad I ain't got de cable! I ain't never seen dat show, nosah!!
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Re: Sex in the City
I ignored this thread, since I never watched. Didn't realize there was nudity. May be time to break out the old OnDemand fast forward button.
The entire premise of this show bothered me. Where on earth is there a city of people so stupid and/or blind they'd have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker?
(For the record, I think saying she looks like a foot is demeaning to feet.)
The entire premise of this show bothered me. Where on earth is there a city of people so stupid and/or blind they'd have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker?
(For the record, I think saying she looks like a foot is demeaning to feet.)

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Re: Sex in the City
I recently had the misfortune of going to Steve & Barry's with my dad and sister . . . Sarah Jessica Parker has a clothing line there, and on the multiple video screens, it was nothing but commercials for Sex and the City and footage of her talking about god knows what. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
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Re: Sex in the City
I was unclear on something, but this thread has cleared it up for me.
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