Perspective

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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That mountain you've been climbing. It's just a grain of sand.
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And my dick is just a dick.
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I refer to my pubes as the forest before the tree.
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HOW DID LICKING A BUTTHOLE BECOME 'TOSSING THE SALAD'?

WAS A GAY CHEF EATING HIS BOYFRIEND'S ASS OUT AND THOUGHT 'HEY! THIS IS LIKE TOSSING A SALAD!'

BECAUSE EATING BUTT AND PREPARING FOOD ARE TOTALLY SIMILAR.

WHAT THE FUCK. YOU 20TH CENTURY PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WEIRD.
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