What the Fuck Part 3....

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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What the Fuck Part 3....

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Ok, this story is grfoss on so many levels, but yet amuzingly enough to make ya laugh.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... ping_tom_2


ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.

"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

Moody was charged with criminal trespass. Hebert said he could face more charges.

Moody was freed on bail for a July 19 appearance in Northern Carroll County District Court in North Conway.
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That is gross. Nothing like the last thing you see before you die suffocation being some fat biker guy's redeye.
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there are still outhouses?
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Post by Yoda »

Up to his neck in shit he is hmmmmm???
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

SO , this guy climbed down into four feet of shit on the off chance that some 19 year old cutie would bare her ass and shit on him? How would he even be able to tell who was up above him? Is this guy still in jail?

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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

Ha ha showes what u kno that was my dad u dumb shitt!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Why does he have a different last name than you? Witness protection? baby-daddy? Embarrassment?
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

Shut up or i wil fuk ur but whole + we will sea who is gay hear!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Post by Bizarro The Grin »

aH, THAT WAS THE DAY i WAS PLAYING HIDE-AND-GO-FUCK WITH YOUR DADDY, sNIGTAD. iT'S A FUN GAME. hE HIDES, AND i FIND HIM AND FUCK HIM.

hE HAS A THING FOR BEING SHAT ON.


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nO ONE EVER FOUND ME THAT DIA. eL PADRE DE sNIGTAD WAS ESTANDING ON MI CABEZA. lA POLICIA Y EL FIRE DEPARTMENTO LEFT BEFORE YO WAS DECONTAMINATED, SO eL PADRE DE sNIGTAD LICKED ME CLEAN.
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zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!
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