A quick question for you guys....

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:44 pm

In honor of the new Batman movie, I have been thinking about the fisrt Burton film and have to ask:

Have you ever had your prostate tickled by a chicken bone in the pale moonlight?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:17 pm

Why, yes, now that you mention it. Thank you for asking.

And I've been thinking of the second Burton film and must in turn say to you:

"A pig terd can be deadly, if you eat it.
A ballkick can be even deadlier, if you mean it."

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:01 pm

Wow Anarky, thats interesting but

Have you ever had a moose give you a rim job by the pale moon light?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:14 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kidhuman
 Have you ever had a moose give you a rim job by the pale moon light?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I'd like to know who hasn't?

The real question is, have you ever been anal spelunking and gotten a poo nugget stuck in your throat by the pale moon light?

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:27 pm

Have you ever fucked your mother? I have in fact I have fucked your whole famiy.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:54 pm

No Slicker I havent, and you have to add by the pale moonlight to the end of all the questions. So have you ever had a badger claw your nuts by the pale moonlight?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:56 am

It's fuckin' marvelous, KH. I recommend it highly!

Have you ever ran a bukkake session on a billygoat by the pale moonlight?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:15 am

No I havent but

Have you ever given a Blumpkin to your sister by the pale moonlight?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:06 pm

My God, a sexual reference that I can't interpret. Please, for the love of God, what's a Blumpkin? I'm already feeling dirty.......

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:56 pm

A blumpkin is what I've heard called a bloopy (blow job poopy) or flumpy. It's gettin' head while takin' a shit. Or the other way around. Giving face while the girl is shitting.

Damn JJ get with it.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:59 pm

Damn. That's funny shit.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:47 pm

Have you ever gotten a salty pirate from a badger in the pale moon light?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:17 am

Have you ever had Karl Malone deliver his package to you in the pale moonlight?

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:09 am

In the pale moonlight have you, a lightsaber in your ass hmmmmm???

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:51 pm

Have you ever been pulled from a foxhole by six Brazilian Transvestites in the pale moonlight?