Let's Invade France!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:17 pm

Why?

Cause fuck 'em! That's why.

Surly frenchmen are fuckin' douche bag asswipes and I say Europe is need of a giant wildlife preserve about the size of...say..FRANCE. So we go to war, they throw up the white flag after about 18 hours. Then we make every one of them dirtballs dismantle every maison, castle, cathedral, barn, and out house in the entire country. Return the whole thing to nature. Then we kick everybody out. The hotties between the ages of 16 and 29 get redistributed in french maid outfits to needy families ( and by families I mean single guys) here in North America. Then all the men between the ages of 16 and 100 will be used to clear landmine fields in destitute third world countries. And when I say clear, I mean they will walk through them in large crowds, setting them off. It will look like the wild boar battle in Princess Mononoke. Small children will get reeducated to wipe the frenchness from them. And the rest of 'em (the fat fugly girls and old women) get shipped out to central Africa or Greenland or whereever.

I firmly believe that world peace will follow within the year.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:39 pm

Dude, I am from France. [:(!]

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:27 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 Dude, I am from France. [:(!]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm all for fucking France over.

BTW, I'll take 2 of them French whores.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:02 am

While you're there, thank them for all of their hard work during WWII. Oh, wait....I mean thank them for all of their hard work during WWI. Oh, yeah...ummm...Thank them for all of the hard work during both Iraqi conflicts....Or....ummm...thank them for making sandwiches during the Vietnam war. That was really brave of them.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:38 pm

You fucking jokers owe your independence to France, and yet this attitude persists. Ingrates.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:06 am

Fuck France....Freedom Fries forever.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:40 pm

And Freedom toast and Freedom whores!

KH's momma Freedom kissed my asshole last nite.[beard]

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:31 pm

CS1138 likes Freedom Ticklers.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:56 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 CS1138 likes Freedom Ticklers.
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Only if by "Freedom tickler" you mean your chin stubble.

bizarrO kidhumaN · Post by **bizarrO kidhumaN** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:16 pm

whY aM yoU alL hatE francE? mE aM lovE francE - especiallY mE aM lovE frencH meN!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:55 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 You fucking jokers owe your independence to France, and yet this attitude persists. Ingrates.

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Isn't Canada still infested with France?

And just because we owe our independence to a bunch of asshole French mercs over 200 years ago, doesn't make any of them any less assholes.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:36 am

C'mon. How can you hate a country that gave us Laetitia Casta?

Mmmm, Laetitia Casta. So hot. Want to touch the heinie!

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:29 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 C'mon. How can you hate a country that gave us Laetitia Casta?

Mmmm, Laetitia Casta. So hot. Want to touch the heinie!
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oh, yeah! once we kill everyone in france, EXCEPT for laetitia, we can clone her and repopulate the entire country with her clones, and my babies with her clones.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:11 pm

I would honestly like to visit France very much. Hot chicks, getting boned after going to see the Eiffel Tower, seeing all the old shit.... France would be excellent. I'd like to see all of Europe, but I'm way too old to do the whole hostel and Eurorail deal, and I sure as fuck don't want to take little kids. Guess I'm boned.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:15 am

France sucks. Fuck them and fuck Jacque Cherock or however the fuck you spell his stupid French rhyming name. He is a cock sucker and deserves death by a Nerf Crotch Bat