I can't be the only person. . . .

[anarky]

. . . to hope that Harry Potter whoops Voldemort's ass within the first five pages of Harry Potter VII and that the rest of the book is an erotic tale of Hermione's exploration of the love that dare not speak its name, only because Emma Watson will be legal when the seventh movie comes out, and something tells me she's going to be really hot and have tig ol' bitties, and it would truly be a crime against God and nature if she never unleashes their majestic glory on the big screen?

[Snigtad Flornbi]

You dumb ass she is in my class at school and I showed her to this and she is going to kick your ass.

Right after I fuck her for the 29th time this week.

[Negative Boy]

Did you know Emma Watson is the third highest grossing actress of all time? And that's only because Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts have done like five times as many movies as her. If she gets a couple more big hits on her resume and she'll be number one.

You know when they cast a movie and it comes down to like the final two people before they make a choice? How hard must it suck for the other little girl that didn't get picked to play Hermione? That shit's gonna eat at her until the day she dies.