man, i knew you had it in you! ever since you tied me up back in our college days and made me suck all the weiners in your fraternity while praying to aquabuddha, i knew you were a born leader.
before anyone says anyting, it was frat hazing, so it totally wasn't gay. it's the price you pay for all that mad libertarian pussy.
Congratulations, Rand Paul!
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