got a question for you. you're a cop, right?
i've got this idea for an invention to stop speeders, because i am getting fucking sick of these assholes going 26 in a 25 zone. i'm not sure if law enforcement agencies would buy it, though, so i don't want to make a working prototype until i get some sort of positive word back. so can you ask your chief, or commissioner, or your mountie, or whatever you canadian types call your jim gordons up there about this and get back to me?
it would be a high-tech device installed in every new car that could receive radio signals from transmitters implanted in the speed limit signs that broadcast the speed limit in binary code. in areas with lower levels of technology, it could actually read the speed limit sign using a camera implanted in the front grill. and, if someone is speeding, the car immediately responds by thrusting a 5-inch diameter dildo up the driver's asshole with extreme force.
how many orders can i expect from your gordon?
hey, jj
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Re: hey, jj
At least one for sure, I can't think of anything better than getting backsided by a chunk of plastic, especially one designed by you. Will you take credit?
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