Time to come clean
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Zaphod
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Time to come clean
I'm really a second personality created by Ran to spread chaos on this forum. I've not posted with the Zaphod persona much lately since I'm having a tough time keeping up with all my user names. Between Ran, Zero, Phantom ManAss, and Dell Rusk, it's enough work already!
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Zaphod
- knightrider
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Re: Time to come clean
oH, AND i TOTES FUCKED YOUR DAD THIS MORNING WHILE YOU WERE HUNTING EGGS.
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jjreason
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Re: Time to come clean
And to think I figured this post would be something about how you'd just discovered this new miracle product called "toilet paper". I was way off.
"Something inside me....."
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Ran
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Re: Time to come clean
Funny. My memory certainly isn't always the best, but I don't remember creating Zaphod. Or starting this thread for that matter. Maybe I had one of those out of body experiences and the best I could do was come here and post. I'm so lame.
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vynsane
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Re: Time to come clean
Ran is actually one of my personalities. sorry, Ran... you don't actually exist.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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anarky
- sometimes not actually existing
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Re: Time to come clean
It's not widely known, but there's no "vynsane." He's a creation of Slicker.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Time to come clean
This makes so much more sense now that I know Zaphod is really Ran/Vyn/Slicker.Zaphod wrote:I had a dream about Mr. Rogers last night. I dreamt he made me put on his sweater, and he wasn't wearing nothing but his sneakers. And then we made love for hours. Did I say make love? I mean we fucked like dirty dogs. It was RUFF!! Afterwards, he took me to a bakery to show me how donuts are made.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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anarky
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Re: Time to come clean
I do not remember that post. Perhaps I ignored it, as I do with so many of Zaphod's. But the line at the end about the donut factory is top drawer, old chap. 
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Ran
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Re: Time to come clean
That explains why I'm not on facebook.vynsane wrote:Ran is actually one of my personalities. sorry, Ran... you don't actually exist.
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Mister Roboto
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Re: Time to come clean
For a second after I read this topic's title, I thought Zaphod might be my Dominican housekeeper, Consuela.
Because it IS time to come clean...my house.
Because it IS time to come clean...my house.
I am the Modern Man.