If Chuck Norris fucked David Hasselhoff

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:02 am

Okay, complete hypothetical, but what if Chuck Norris banged David Hasselhoff and somehow impregnated him? Would the kids be super cool muthaphukkas like Jimi or something?

Yes, it worries me that I thought of that.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:03 am

sadly I think it crossed my mind before I even saw this thread,too

I'm thinking super-being OR (no pun actuall intended) some sort of Big Bang type event...

BTW Anarky, didya know that the Hoff currently has a rap album out in Germany?? I fucking gotta hear that...

And in other Hoff news, on the very DAY that we changed over to norris tars, it was announced that the Hoff is getting divorced... if the chips fell the right way, this thread may someday be no longer hypothetical

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:30 pm

I think it would be a frwak child, kind of like Rocky Dennis. But be charming, sweet, and all the good stuff and have the ability to roundhouse your balls into your grandmother.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:46 am

Maybe if Norris and Hasslehoff had been in their prime like back in the early 80's it would have been a super kid, but haggard worn down social security Norris ain't about to have no blessed one. No sir.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:37 pm

I agree. These guys have obviously forgotten about the absolute ridiculousness that was "Walker Texas Ranger".

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:18 pm

What if the Hass impregnated Chuck? What would happen then?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:42 pm

Oh, come on. If either of those has a uterus, it's Hasselhoff. Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick your mama for even suggesting that.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:09 pm

Its all hypothetical, dont be bringing facts into this.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:45 pm

Geez. Did they really have to fuck or could they have just got a Korean scientist to make a clone using half-Norris DNA and half-Hasselhoff DNA? The "Norrelhoff" should be possible unless there is a Loverboy song I am not aware of that goes "doo doo Norris and Hasselhoff DNA just won't splice."

I knew Hasselhoff had to be a catcher.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:00 pm

That's why I prefer the French pronunciation: 'Asselhoff.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:00 am

What is this faggot bullshit about two guys having kids? Fuckin queerbots, all of you. Damned Fucktards.

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:16 pm

It would make Hasslehoff bottom bitch.

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