A New Thread Regarding Ninjas.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 9:17 pm

[ninja]

[arrr]

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Mon Sep 30, 2002 9:20 pm

i concur...

[ninja]

[arrr]

[8]

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jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 9:22 pm

Ninja movies I have seen:

American Ninja (whitey makes like a ninja)
Ninja III: The Domination (sexy bitch makes like a ninja)

That's about it.

Oh. What's the one called about the whitey guy who's a ninja in a white suit and all the ninjas he fights are in red suits like "the Hand"?

ENTER THE NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ninja]

[arrr]

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 7:54 am

I just watched a bunch of kung fu films lately, many of them had guys that were like ninjas in em... "snake fist of a buddhist dragon" was one of the more recent distractions... ninjas are still pretty sweet... I have a film somewheres that has flying ninjas, when they fly there's jet sound effects, and they can do banked turns and stuff.. SWEET

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Tue Oct 01, 2002 9:33 am

that's great - turning in air! as you can see, the ranking system so far is that of the path of the ninja, but i'm trying to see if there is modification to the forum'ware that lets me have multiple ranking systems, like at ssg... hopefully more than two, as well! then the possibilities are endless!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 4:27 am

I am Ninja. Okay, no not really. I just had 49 posts and wanted to see if I would be a Ninja at magical number 50. Yes that's post padding. Sorry.

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:58 pm

AWESOMEAH POWAH!!! mrsparkle

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:14 pm

A true ninja wouldn't give a fuck what rank he was. He'd just fly to Des Moines and kill everybody. Then eat steak and cheese fries.

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:01 am

i'm thinking of changing the rank system to something completely different... i want to do multiple ranking systems, but no one wants to write a mod for these boards to do that... they suck.

and, yeah, des moines is the place to go to kill.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:38 am

so now let me let this straight... I'm STRIVING towards "sloth".... that don't sound right, somehow... at least I'm not shooting for bacon, that would be wrong....

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:39 am

well, i know I am... god, sometimes i can't get up til 2 in the afternoon these days...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:44 pm

A true ninja would concieve that 2:00 is the exact zen moment to awaken, then kill the landlord with his neighbor's mullet. Then kill the mullet wearing neighbor. Then go through the phonebook and systematically kill everyone under the heading Entertainers (unless they are "adult" entertainers. Then he just stuffs one dollar bills down their pants...). Mostly clowns.

They say the pirate is the natural enemy of a ninja, but I say it's the clown....

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:50 am

I think the natural enemy of the Ninja is Zartan. Or maybe Daredevil. Or maybe a Samurai would be. Or something.

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:26 am

well, zartan could dress up like a clown, and daredevil was kinda played by a clown in the movie. the samurai, however, probably wouldn't even want to find himself in the same town with a clown, and would probably chop it up into about roughly a million and two pieces...

he'd be like "okay, clown. i hope you hate living, cuz you aren't going to be living for long, cuz i'm going to kill you..." and then he'd chop him up into, like i said, roughly a million and two pieces...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 12:09 pm

Zartan is a ninja! Duuuuuhh!!

If clowns are the enemies of ninjas, does that make mimes ninjas (or at least friends of ninjas)? After all, they're silent, they wear black, and they're mammals. Haven't seen one kill for fun, but who knows what they do in their spare time?