we luv u grimlock u r kewl

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:42 pm

Secret Origin time!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qXB4wvqCPBU
17 seconds in, we get a glimpse of the big metal pussy.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:24 pm

That not me Grimlock. That silly Go-Bot Zod. Zod not even transform, which rather odd for a Go-Bot. Fleshling kneel before Zod, unless have red piece of plastic to press huge honking button on Zod tummy, deactivate Zod. Diabolical confuse kick-ass robot dinosaurs.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:41 pm

That video totally reiterates what I was saying in another thread about Leader-1. The guy is a Douchebot. You call that transformation? His freaking feet become the jet engines without any sort of morphing! And he has no face? There were a lot of Transformers with goggles or mouth armor, but both? Who had both? Well, there was Hoist. When you were a kid, did you beg your mom to buy you Hoist? I didn't think so.

Oh, and getting back to the thread topic, fuck you Grimlock, indeed. Who, by the way, also has no face in robot mode. Dinodouchobot.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:46 pm

Grimlock wrote:That not me Grimlock. That silly Go-Bot Zod. Zod not even transform, which rather odd for a Go-Bot. Fleshling kneel before Zod, unless have red piece of plastic to press huge honking button on Zod tummy, deactivate Zod. Diabolical confuse kick-ass robot dinosaurs.

Nice try, you tin foil douchebag. Thats you and you know it.
Somehow you got the MTS to pay for the overhaul on your rusty ass. I suspect you blew them all.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:32 am

Hey Grimlock, how did you find out about that magical button on Zod? Did you hit it while he was fucking you and turned him off before you had a chance to blow your load? That had to suck.

Stars cream, why is your face all blue? Did Soundwave's paint wear off on it last time you were blowing him?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:38 pm

You closed the Juggernaut thread?
Oh now you've done it you giant metal prick.

Fuck you Gobot.
Your days are numbered.

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:07 pm

This Juggernaut must not be all that famous if he has to tell everyone who he is. You never hear me going around saying "I'm Lord Vader, bitch!" because everyone already knows who I am.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:54 pm

Rogue II wrote:Stars cream, why is your face all blue? Did Soundwave's paint wear off on it last time you were blowing him?

Fool! My face is blue because I'm damned gorgeous. I've never blown Soundwave. I've tried to blow him up once or twice, though. Officious Prickacon.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:25 pm

You know, I figured it out. Griml0ock isnt Zod or Grimlock, he is Scooter projecting one of his holograms to make himself look like grimlock. Fuckin pussy ass nigga bitch

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:10 pm

I got an offer to trade in my pimp-bot for a new model. It's a t-rex shaped pimp-bot dubbed "Grinlock" in my honor.

By the way, funtime's wife is so sexually starved, she almost wore out both The Grip and I. Keep up the good work, captain.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:51 pm

These song lyrics are dedicated to the Gobot, Grimlock:

You must die I alone am best.

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:00 am

u fagget

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:57 am

WHOA! Did Richards' machine have some sort of peripheral impact on me?!?!?! How can I post both inside and out of the Negative Zone? Oh, Grimlock, you fucker, you're about to get burned my friend.

igot burned 1 time sucking slicker's dong + i got herpes but i still but fucked him a few times lol

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:37 pm

Look, a Grimlock t-shirt!
http://www.80stees.com/products/Transfo ... -shirt.asp

Oh, and look! Its on CLEARANCE!!!

Fuck you Gobot.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:12 pm

I didn't see any Starscream shirts. That's because they sold out within minutes. Everyone wants my handsome mug on a shirt.

the vynsane asylum

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we luv u grimlock u r kewl