tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME
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tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME
wHERE YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT FOR THE fbi, AND YOU HAVE TO GO UNDERCOVER IN THIS GIANT BURNING SKYSCRAPER, ARMED ONLY WITH A MACHETE AND A FLINTLOCK PISTOL, AND YOU TRACK DOWN MUTANT DRUG DEALERS. aND THEN YOU FUCK THEM.

"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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i'M NOT SURE WHY i DIDN'T THINK OF THIS BEFORE: THE BIG BOSS SHOULD BE cAPTAINsOLO1138'S DAD! aND THE GAME SHOULD BE SET UP USING VIRTUAL REALITY, SO WHEN YOU FUCK HIM IN THE GAME, YOU'RE FUCKING HIM IN REAL LIFE!
sURE, THAT'S NO INCENTIVE FOR ME TO WIN, SINCE i DO THAT ALL THE TIME. bUT THE WORLD WOULD BE SUCH A HAPPIER PLACE IF ALL TEENAGED BOYS KNEW THE JOY THAT COMES FROM LYING WITH HIS DADDY.

sURE, THAT'S NO INCENTIVE FOR ME TO WIN, SINCE i DO THAT ALL THE TIME. bUT THE WORLD WOULD BE SUCH A HAPPIER PLACE IF ALL TEENAGED BOYS KNEW THE JOY THAT COMES FROM LYING WITH HIS DADDY.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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iT WAS A PROUD DAY FOR ME WHEN i FIRST SAW tHE eMPIRE sTRIKES bACK. bEFORE THAT DAY, NO ONE KNEW vADER WAS lUKE'S FATHER. i SPENT THE ENTIRE NEXT DAY STANDING BEHIND vADER, WITH HIS CAPE HIKED UP, POUNDING HIS PASTY sITH lORD ASS FOR ALL IT WAS WORTH. tHAT'S AN ACTION FEATURE hASBRO SHOULD INCLUDE IN THEIR NEXT ACTION FIGURE.

"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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God dam it smels gay in hear!
Annd I am not just sayin that u canot argue it realy is a gay thred.
Annd I am not just sayin that u canot argue it realy is a gay thred.

NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:God dam it smels gay in hear!
Annd I am not just sayin that u canot argue it realy is a gay thred.
For the first time in the history of these forums, i think this thread got a little less gay when Snigtad posted in it..
Not counting Anarky's Worst Post Ever comment.
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Re: tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME
Bizarro The Grin wrote:wHERE YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT FOR THE fbi, AND YOU HAVE TO GO UNDERCOVER IN THIS GIANT BURNING SKYSCRAPER, ARMED ONLY WITH A MACHETE AND A FLINTLOCK PISTOL, AND YOU TRACK DOWN MUTANT DRUG DEALERS. aND THEN YOU FUCK THEM.
That is completely unrealistic. The FBI does not have "Secret Agents", they have special agents. They are assigned in teams, usually with a special agent in charge (or SAC). They would not be sent into a burning building until the local fire dept had taken care of the building and declared it safe, then the FBI would probably send in a forensic team. The FBI does not issue flintlock pistols. I don't think they ever did becuase flintlock pistols are outdated firearms. They don't have the required stopping power. And mutant drug dealers is completely obnoxious. Mutants are usually only people with like an extra finger or something simple. They wouldn't automatically turn to drug dealing as a vocation and they certainly wouldn't stay in a burning building, especially if the FBI was waiting outside for them. This whole idea is stupid and unrealistic. Especially that last part. FBI agents do NOT do that to people, unless it is their wives.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
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Re: tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME
Eather way, u would loev 2 have gay but sex with them fagg.Negative Boy wrote:That is completely unrealistic. The FBI does not have "Secret Agents", they have special agents.

NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!