tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME

uh... you need that explained to you? are you that fucking stupid? its self explanitory. explanatory, even.

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tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME

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wHERE YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT FOR THE fbi, AND YOU HAVE TO GO UNDERCOVER IN THIS GIANT BURNING SKYSCRAPER, ARMED ONLY WITH A MACHETE AND A FLINTLOCK PISTOL, AND YOU TRACK DOWN MUTANT DRUG DEALERS. aND THEN YOU FUCK THEM.

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oLE!

yO HAVE SHOT MUCHO HOMBRES UNDERCOVERS CON MY ESPICY SALSA! tHES SOUNDS LIKE TODO EL FUN CON NONE DEL MESS.
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i'M NOT SURE WHY i DIDN'T THINK OF THIS BEFORE: THE BIG BOSS SHOULD BE cAPTAINsOLO1138'S DAD! aND THE GAME SHOULD BE SET UP USING VIRTUAL REALITY, SO WHEN YOU FUCK HIM IN THE GAME, YOU'RE FUCKING HIM IN REAL LIFE!

sURE, THAT'S NO INCENTIVE FOR ME TO WIN, SINCE i DO THAT ALL THE TIME. bUT THE WORLD WOULD BE SUCH A HAPPIER PLACE IF ALL TEENAGED BOYS KNEW THE JOY THAT COMES FROM LYING WITH HIS DADDY.


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sI. iT WOULD BE MUY BUENO TO HEAR LAS PELOTAS SLAPPING AGAINST HIS TAINT EN 5.1 dOLBY ESURROUND Y HI-DEF ON EL x-bOX 360.
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Pairhahps zere should be anothair vairsion for those of us who prayfair zee mademoiselles, non?
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There should be a game all about me. That insignificant Jango Fett had his own game and he didn't even last an entire movie.
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iT WAS A PROUD DAY FOR ME WHEN i FIRST SAW tHE eMPIRE sTRIKES bACK. bEFORE THAT DAY, NO ONE KNEW vADER WAS lUKE'S FATHER. i SPENT THE ENTIRE NEXT DAY STANDING BEHIND vADER, WITH HIS CAPE HIKED UP, POUNDING HIS PASTY sITH lORD ASS FOR ALL IT WAS WORTH. tHAT'S AN ACTION FEATURE hASBRO SHOULD INCLUDE IN THEIR NEXT ACTION FIGURE.

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wELL i GUESS YOU NO WANT TO HEAR WHAT jABBA EL hUTT DID TO ME CON HIS BIG WET TONGUE, EH? hE LIKE TO CALL IT "RETURN TO EL BROWN EYE."
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God dam it smels gay in hear!

Annd I am not just sayin that u canot argue it realy is a gay thred.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:God dam it smels gay in hear!

Annd I am not just sayin that u canot argue it realy is a gay thred.



For the first time in the history of these forums, i think this thread got a little less gay when Snigtad posted in it..









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Re: tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME

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Bizarro The Grin wrote:wHERE YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT FOR THE fbi, AND YOU HAVE TO GO UNDERCOVER IN THIS GIANT BURNING SKYSCRAPER, ARMED ONLY WITH A MACHETE AND A FLINTLOCK PISTOL, AND YOU TRACK DOWN MUTANT DRUG DEALERS. aND THEN YOU FUCK THEM.

:D

That is completely unrealistic. The FBI does not have "Secret Agents", they have special agents. They are assigned in teams, usually with a special agent in charge (or SAC). They would not be sent into a burning building until the local fire dept had taken care of the building and declared it safe, then the FBI would probably send in a forensic team. The FBI does not issue flintlock pistols. I don't think they ever did becuase flintlock pistols are outdated firearms. They don't have the required stopping power. And mutant drug dealers is completely obnoxious. Mutants are usually only people with like an extra finger or something simple. They wouldn't automatically turn to drug dealing as a vocation and they certainly wouldn't stay in a burning building, especially if the FBI was waiting outside for them. This whole idea is stupid and unrealistic. Especially that last part. FBI agents do NOT do that to people, unless it is their wives.
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Re: tHERE SHOULD BE A GAME

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Negative Boy wrote:That is completely unrealistic. The FBI does not have "Secret Agents", they have special agents.
Eather way, u would loev 2 have gay but sex with them fagg.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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